Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls.
... twitter.com/justin_halpern ... "Thoughts & prayers is for when there's nothing
you can do. ..... If I could find other shit to talk to, I'd be all for it. ... Story from my
new book about asking my dad to explain sex when I was 9. http://b...
101 quotes from Sh*t My Dad Says: 'You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. ... “
I don't give a shit how it happened, the window is broken. ... If you fuck up and
you fuck up, then you're a fuckup” ... “Why would you throw a ball in someone's
face? ... “On Asking to Have the Candy Passed to Me During Schindler'...
How would Social Media affect the development of new sitcoms, such as Shit My
Dad ... If you could ask Justin Halpern of Shit My Dad Says fame anything, what ...
Jul 1, 2013 ... A few days later, the show's creator, Justin Halpern (whose new show ... How did
Shit My Dad Says go from twitter to TV? ... One of the questions that always stuck
in my mind was, how could they ... I would have thought the same. ... none of the
current cool kids are doing it, but if you tell me you don't think ...
May 24, 2010 ... Sh*t My Dad Says is penned by 29-year old screenwriter Justin Halpern, ... So,
when I heard that the Twitter-star would be doing a reading at fave ... If
kindergarten is busting your a**, I got some bad news for you about the rest of life
. ... Justin could NOT have been nicer – or funnier – during the reading, and ...
Though they might not be up to the level of Sh*t My Dad Says (a ridiculously
funny ... One would think that, if a network television show based on someone's
life was ... in our world of social media, Justin Halpern went from tweeter, to book
writer, ... You could get whiplash understanding the way we deal with, shall we
Dec 27, 2011 ... This would be awesome if they were more powerful than us and ... Did you
actually think that the Shit My Dad Says tv show was funny, ... Realistically I think
a wolf or a coyote is about as big as I could handle, I think I could take anything
.... Justin Halpern is the author of the New York Times bestseller Shit ....
Did his dad REALLY say these things off the cuff in the perfect situations? ...
would be funnier if it was flipped to be saying that the girlfriend ... If you look at his
tweets, he doesn't actually post all that often. ... don't ask don't ask is offline ... I
could write a book of quotes tomorrow and say they came from any ...
Normally if you're in this argument, your partner is pissed because of something
else that .... Of course, since I did this, I wrote a book called Shit My Dad says.