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The Best of Late Nite Jokes -- Newsmax.com


3 days ago ... Late Night Jokes from Leno, Letterman, Conan, Kimmel, Fallon, and Ferguson. Ed. By ... Trump's campaign isn't doing so well financially. ... House Speaker Paul Ryan has unveiled a Republican alternative to Obamacare.

Best Late-Night Jokes About Trump - Political Humor - About.com


A roundup of the funniest late-night jokes poking fun at Donald Trump and his ... " Donald Trump said yesterday that acting more presidential would make his ... By plugging Trump Water, Trump Magazine, Trump Vodka, Trump Wine, and ... " Today is the Republican caucus in Nevada, and Donald Trump is projected to win.

The 120 Most Insulting Donald Trump Jokes


In that spirit, here are 120 of the best Donald Trump jokes and insults out there. .... “Nearly 70 percent of Americans said a Trump presidency would make them ' anxious. .... “A new poll released today shows Donald Trump is leading the Republican ... Jay Leno 59. “Donald Trump said, 'There's nobody that's done so much f...

Jay Leno: I am a Liberal, Really | Alternet


Sep 16, 2004 ... Jay Leno says, “I'm not conservative. I've never voted that way .... If you take doing the occasional sex joke, to me that's not bashing. I will never ...

Top 10 Times David Letterman Made Right-Wingers Look Like Idiots ...


May 17, 2015 ... Environment · Food · Fracking · Water ... That thing where you tell a joke until it's not funny anymore, and then keep ... Until about a year ago, if you wanted bland, uninspired, middle-of-the-road political humor, you could turn on Jay Leno. .... Letterman makes Republican heads explode by pra...

George W. Bush Jokes -- Newest jokes are on top -- - Dubya Dubya ...


Jay Leno "The big hang-up was George Bush wanted to get life lines, you know, so he could call somebody. ... At the Republican convention, the Bush girls are going to tell a story about how ... He said on important issues like this the people should make the decision, not judges. .... "Thanks for coming out on such a hot day.

Jay Leno Cracks Obama Jokes & You'll Want to See His Spoof Vid ...


Jul 11, 2012 ... Jay Leno played a clip of President Obama dancing as 'Magic Mike' (Photo: Screen ... rate, and even making a reference to the Fast and Furious scandal. ... “ It was so hot, Eric Holder was smuggling water pistols,” he continued. .... Republican Delegate in Virginia Files Lawsuit to Get Out of Having to Vote ...

Political Jokes - View From The Meadow

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Jay Leno Quote, New Element Discovered ... Republican Party Symbol Change, Republican Jokes ... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a .... A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid ... "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water.

Bill Clinton Never Went on Leno's Show Because He Hated All the ...


Jun 16, 2014 ... Bill Clinton never went on The Tonight Show when Jay Leno was host, and a new ... former president “simply didn't like Jay's never-ending Monica Lewinsky jokes.” ... Falwell Family of Religious Fame in Hot, Hot Water Over Dirty, Dirty Mag ... You can be a fiscally conservative, socially liberal Republican.

New Jokes about the Idiots in Washington | International Liberty


Jun 23, 2012 ... It was so hot, Attorney General Eric Holder was selling water guns to Mexican drug gangs. ... Well, who says President Obama isn't creating any new jobs? ... Republican Senator John McCain and Democrat Harry Reid have called for .... criminals obtains guns (though it did lead to a good Jay Leno joke).

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The GOP's Love Affair With Jay Leno - The Daily Beast


Jan 13, 2015 ... He's still got it: Long a conservative favorite, the ex-'Tonight Show' host is ... “Jay Leno: new hero of the Republican Party,” Vice eye-rolled. ... “You always put the joke first, and whatever you have to say second,” ... According to his publicist, Leno's schedule “precludes him from doing any intervi...

The Best Donald Trump Jokes, Tweets and Quotations


Jay Leno Maybe he should ease into this ... by running for a lower office first, like President of the Hair Club for Men. ..... It's part of the Republican plan to make Jeb Bush look presidential. ..... Furthermore, his claims to always hire the very best people hold no water, or all Trump's ... Then the crazy lies flew hot and ...

Donald Trump Jokes - The HyperTexts


Jan 18, 2016 ... Donald Trump jokes by Jay Leno, David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy ... Donald Trump said that he was running for president as a Republican. ... People are mad a Donald Trump for allegedly making a joke about Megyn Kelly .... Trump mocked Marco Rubio for sweating and drinking water: "Have you ...