Jokes About Turning 40 - Funny Jokes. Funny Quotes. Funny Sayings.

Jokes about turning 40 to make your milestone a smile-stone, and not a pile of groans. Free clean jokes and funny quotations for the 40's!

Turning 40 Jokes - You can be funny

Turning 40 Jokes will give you lots of ammunition to roast your friend who's turning 40. These don't hurt; they just shock you into reality.

Jokes About Turning 40 - Good Housekeeping

Mar 7, 2007 ... Turning 40 (or 50) may not always be fun, but it's definitely funny. So sit right down and share a few laughs with us.

40th Birthday Jokes - Buzzle

May 16, 2013 ... Looking for some 40th birthday jokes? Let me guess, your chum is turning 40, and you are thinking of giving the old fellow a nice time by pulling ...

Famous Quotes for Turning 40 - YourDictionary

Are you writing a speech or a toast and need a few famous quotes to mark the event of turning 40? Turning 40 is a milestone that many consider middle age or  ...

Funny 40th Birthday Sayings: 40th Birthday Jokes

A list of funny 40th birthday sayings and other great 40th ideas...

40 Years Old Jokes | Kappit

If you're in your 30's, you may see turning 40 years old as the finish line to achieve your life goals. No matter how you see it 40 years old jokes hit from all angles.

Jokes About Turning 40 Years Old - Funny Jokes

Jun 21, 2012 ... Turning 40 Joke 01 “Doctor, I got heartburn when I ate my 40th birthday cake.” Next time, take off the candles.” Turning 40 Joke 02 “I guess I ...

Turning 40 Quotes on Pinterest | 40th Birthday Quotes, Turning Forty ...

See more about 40th Birthday Quotes, Turning Forty and Turning 40. ... Jokes+ About+Women+Turning+40 | Women Poems item which is a Funny birthday ...

40th Birthday Wishes: Messages and Poems to Write in a 40th Card

May 14, 2015 ... When you know someone turning 40, you may want to write something ... taken seriously by your coworkers, who never got your jokes anyway.

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Q: Jokes about turning 40?
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