"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle joke. The answer or
punch line is: "To ... cross the road? (science/philosophy)". allauthors.com.
Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings. Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.
Othello: Jealousy. Dr Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I ...
Oliver North: National Security was at stake. Carl Jung: The confluence of events
in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this ...
A collection of useful resources concerning the philosophy of action. ... What
happened was an expression of the chicken's intention to cross the road. Aristotle
Aug 5, 2011 ... Why did the chicken cross the road? For eons ... You can get funnier jokes in any
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Aristotle: To actualize its potential. It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Roseanne Barr: Urrrrrp. What chicken? Ludwig van Beethoven: What? Speak up.
So, will the driver stop in time for the road-crossing chicken? .... http://
Albert Einstein: The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the
chicken. Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion ...
... Road? Jokes · Philosophy of Everyday Life .... Ecclesiast: There are times for
the chicken to cross roads and there are times to stay at the roadside. Hamlet: For
... Cross The Road ? Adapted from the University of Oregon Philosophy Dept.
web page ... Noam Chomsky: The chicken didn't exactly cross the road. As of