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Break Up Lines - Jokes4us.com

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"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?" "I just can't take the bad sex anymore". "I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about ...

The Top Ten Breakup Lines Decoded | The Huffington Post

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Aug 28, 2015 ... There are only a few things worse than a breakup: an allergic reaction to a bikini wax, your pet dying and a flat tire on a deserted freeway after ...

Ow! Top 100 Best Dumping Lines - Bud Ugly Design

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Break up? (get out magic 8 ball) All signs point to YES. -Jimmy Corrona - 3. Answering machine: "Hi, I'm not home right now, If you're Jerry, hang up, if you are ...

The Most Popular Breakup Lines Decoded! | CafeMom

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May 27, 2012 ... And with breakups come all the cliche excuses for why. Here is a nifty breakdown of what the most popular breakup lines ACTUALLY mean.

SYBD has the biggest collection of funny & crazy breakup lines

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For nearly 15 years we've had some of the most funny, strange, crazy and cruel breakup lines submitted to us. Here are a few of the best...

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines - BuzzFeed

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May 19, 2014 ... Ending a relationship is hard to do. But breaking up with lingering food is easy when you chew Orbit gum...

20+ Ridiculous Phrases Men Use to Break up with Us ... → Love

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Well, according to my dating experience and to the experience of my girlfriends, " It's not you, it's me." line isn't the most ridiculous one men came up with to break ...

Top Ten Christian Breakup Lines | Come Reason's Apologetics Notes

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Feb 22, 2013 ... So, here are my Top Ten Christian Break-up Lines. These are seasoned with just enough humility and holiness to sound genuine, while getting ...

7 Best Break-Up Lines | SMOSH

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Oct 12, 2010 ... Yes, all of these break-up lines have been used... on me.

The 6 Worst Breakup Lines (& What to Say Instead) | Her Campus

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Aug 11, 2014 ... Avoid these six breakup lines, and your conscious uncoupling might go a ... While you have nothing but the best of intentions when opening the ...