Chuck Norris facts are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck
Norris that have ... 1 Background; 2 Norris' response; 3 Prominent mentions; 4
Inspirations and similar trends; 5 B...
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick ....
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now
.... When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. .... It was
only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through
the first ...... Although the joke does not really make sense of you make it “RBN
Apr 19, 2016 ... "Chuck Norris facts" have arguably overshadowed all of the actor's ... Chuck
Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of ... (In his book, The Official
Chuck Norris Fact Book, Norris added under this fact: "Now that's funny. I love to
laugh, as do most people." Most people are still u...
Feb 1, 2011 ... 5:50 AM theone myself. In this article we will give you a compilation of 100 of the
most funny and entertaining Chuck Norris jokes we could find ...
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead. If you were killed
by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces. The most ...
Aug 2, 2008 ... Many sites claim to be the 'one' who started the joke but none really prove ... The
Top-100 Facts about Chuck Norris: .... Chuck Norris won by 5.
May 9, 2013 ... After a night of partying, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he. ... It is actually in fact a
warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped
if you ... After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
The best Chuck Norris jokes and facts! Chuck Norris fun and humor! Full respect
to Mr Norris. We do want to live, afterall.
Oh wait, that one wasn't a joke; it really happened. Perhaps all of the hilarious
Chuck Norris comedy found on the internet isn't comedy at all. Maybe it's simply ...