Chuck Norris facts are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck
Norris that have ... 1 Background; 2 Norris' response; 3 Prominent mentions; 4
Inspirations and similar trends; 5 B...
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Justin Bieber's ass. .... Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a
joke....that truck is now known as ..... Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. .... It was
only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through
the first ...... Although the joke does not really make sense of you make it “RBN
Apr 19, 2016 ... "Chuck Norris facts" have arguably overshadowed all of the actor's previous
achievements. ... Norris Fact Book, Norris added under this fact: "Now that's funny
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May 9, 2013 ... After a night of partying, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he. ... It is actually in fact a
warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped
if you ... After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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Aug 2, 2008 ... Many sites claim to be the 'one' who started the joke but none really prove it. For
Random ... Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the
probability of failure. Chuck .... contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead. If you were killed
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