Chuck Norris 'facts' are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck
Norris that ... 1 Background; 2 Norris' response; 3 Prominent mentions; 4
Inspirations and similar trends...
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick ...
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now
Chuck Norris is so cool he doesnt move a mussle to get somewere he makes the
universe get of its lazy ass and move itself. Select rating, Cancel rating, Poor ...
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says Chuck Norris. ..... That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
May 9, 2013 ... After a night of partying, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he. ... Funny Jokes About
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Bill
Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. Ghosts are actually ...
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead. If you were killed
by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces. The most ...
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virgin out of the nameMnew ... This one never fail to make me laugh It's really
Aug 2, 2008 ... Many sites claim to be the 'one' who started the joke but none really prove it. For
Random ... Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the
probability of failure. Chuck .... contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Mar 10, 2015 ... We don't need to celebrate Chuck Norris's 75th birthday – but who knows what
might happen if we don't. ... released a book called The Truth About Chuck Norris
: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human. ... Most people are still unsure if he
was joking.) ... 5) Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong nu...