A collection of funny Thanksgiving jokes. ... When do you serve tofu turkey?
Pranksgiving. What did ... What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God
Why did the police arrest the turkey? (They suspected it of fowl play!) Which side
of a turkey has the most feathers? (The outside!) Why do turkeys lay eggs?
Great page of turkey riddles,jokes,and animated graphics just in time for the
Thanksgiving and Christmas holilday season. ... What does a turkey like to eat on
Thanksgiving? What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? How are a Turkey, ...
Here is a collection of Thanksgiving Jokes with which the kids can torture the
adults for the day! Print for later or enjoy ... Why do turkeys always go, "gobble,
gobble"? Because they never ... Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream! If the
Take a look at some of the most hilarious Thanksgiving jokes, quotes and
sayings. On this site ... In a gobble-let; What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
... "I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on
Welcome to the Thanksgiving jokes page, humor that you can enjoy, share,
include in your ... She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” ...
John: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on
Though the gobble is most closely associated with its use by male turkeys as a
mating call, turkey hens are also capable of ... Why is turkey served for
Thanksgiving? A: ... What are some good riddles about turkeys? Q: ... Do turkeys
Nov 27, 2013 ... Turkeys are pretty hefty, weighing as much as 20 pounds even in the wild. ...
Bonus: If half of that weight can be served for Thanksgiving and ...
Turkey riddles for Thanksgiving. ... What does a turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving
? Nothing; they are already stuffed. ... Why are New England turkeys hard to
understand? Because they speak ... It's served with very little dressing. Why did
Nov 25, 2015 ... Why do turkeys go gobble, gobble? Because they ... So for Thanksgiving I served
him a raw turkey because revenge is a dish best served cold.