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"You're not forty - you're $39.95 plus shipping and handling." These funny 40th
birthday sayings will help you glide with pride into the other side of 40.
Turning 40 Jokes will give you lots of ammunition to roast your friend who's
turning 40. These don't hurt; ... "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her 40th
19 entries are tagged with funny 40th birthday jokes. 1. Happy 40th Birthday,
sista! Don't worry...you barely look a day over 39. You are beautiful! Love you.
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Aug 14, 2016 ... Looking for some 40th birthday jokes? Let me guess, your chum is turning 40,
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Turning 40 Joke 01 “Doctor, I got heartburn when I ate my 40th birthday cake.”
Next time, take off the candles.” Turning 40 Joke 02 “I guess I didn't get my 40th ...
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