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You made it this far - Congrats! Dive into these free clean jokes, funny quotations, and celebrate in style. Links to more 40th Birthday fun - bottom of page ...


"You're not forty - you're $39.95 plus shipping and handling." These funny 40th birthday sayings will help you glide with pride into the other side of 40.


Funny 40th birthday jokes and one-liners to help celebrate the big occasion.


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Turning 40 Jokes will give you lots of ammunition to roast your friend who's turning 40. These don't hurt; ... "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her 40th birthday."


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Fun 40th birthday jokes for you or your loved one who is about to turn that significant age.


Turning 40 Joke 01 “Doctor, I got heartburn when I ate my 40th birthday cake.” Next time, take off the candles.” Turning 40 Joke 02 “I guess I didn't get my 40th ...


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