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Funny 40th birthday jokes and one-liners to help celebrate the big occasion.


Jokes about turning 40 to make your milestone a smile-stone, and not a pile of groans. Free clean jokes and ... Links to more 40th Birthday fun - bottom of page  ...


"You're not forty - you're $39.95 plus shipping and handling." These funny 40th birthday sayings will help you glide with pride into the other side of 40.


Looking for some 40th birthday jokes? Let me guess, your chum is turning 40, and you are thinking of giving the old fellow a nice time by pulling his leg on his ...


Turning 40 Jokes will give you lots of ammunition to roast your friend who's turning 40. These don't hurt; ... "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her 40th birthday."


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40th Birthday Gift - Shirt Turning 40 - 40 Years Old - VINTAGE 1977 Shirt - Tee - for son- T-Shirt - Gift for Him - Limited Edition 1977 We can make this shirt in any  ...


Turning 40 Joke 01 “Doctor, I got heartburn when I ate my 40th birthday cake.” Next time, take off the candles.” Turning 40 Joke 02 “I guess I didn't get my 40th ...


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