Naughty Doggos: Shameful (and Hilarious) Canine Behavior
If you've ever had a dog, you know they can be mischievous creatures. No matter how cuddly cute those faces are — and they are cute! — a scolding is sometimes necessary to maintain order.
Of course, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a good laugh in private and share their hilariously bad behavior for laughs on the internet. From furniture destruction to gobbling down not-so-edible substances, these doggy crimes provoked some chuckles to balance the irritation.
When the Fiesta Is Over
Nachos and burritos and quesadillas, oh my! How could he resist a Mexican fiesta in the garbage? It looks like this furry guy got jealous of his human's tasty dinner and thought he could get away with sneaking the yummy leftovers out of the trash without a hitch. Forbidden food is even more delicious, after all.
Cheetah Girl Through and Through
With so much cheetah print around, it's no surprise this pup felt her wild instincts kick in. Who could blame her? It's hard to pass up an opportunity to show those of the feline persuasion who's boss, especially when it involves something as appetizing as a shoe.
Large appliances that make loud noises are straight-up terrifying for dogs. If you don't see that, you'll never understand your doggy. This poor guy was just trying to escape the big bad vacuum but ended up creating quite a mess in the process. You can see him thinking, "It wasn't my fault, Dad!"
Tissue Paper Tornado
Sometimes, it seems like dogs can’t find a better way to spend their time than by chewing up things that are inedible. Take tissue paper, for example. We may use it to spruce up a gift, but this guy sees "lunchtime" written all over every crinkly piece.
Bully No More
This regretful pooch is being shamed for not just one, but three separate crimes. Talk about a delinquent! Still, look at those puppy dog eyes. How could you resist giving her a big old snuggle? In her heart of hearts, she's a good girl.
Shield your eyes, kids! This one is graphic. A stuffed animal massacre has occurred, and it's all thanks to this little guy who seems to look as innocent as ever. "Who, me? I would never!" It's always the cute ones that are the most trouble.
Straight Up Stranded
While dogs may be superior to cats in some ways, when it comes to gracefully jumping on and off surfaces, cats have the upper hand. This eager guy thought he could sneak a second dinner out from under his feline friend's nose, but karma has a way of taking you down.
Santa's Little Imposter
We all know that the holidays usually mean lots of sweets and treats, but this doggo went a little wild on indulgences and helped himself to more than his share. Clearly, someone's not watching his figure! More power to you, pooch.
It's Called a Chew-O-Lantern, Right?
The spookiest time of year calls for lots of decorations, and it's clear that when it came time to carve the pumpkins, this little squirt wanted to be a part of the action! His design may be a bit more abstract than his human was hoping for, but, hey, some artists are always misunderstood.
An Ungrateful Little Cutie
There are friends, and then there are people who give you pizza. Sorry, friends, we'll always choose the pizza! It seems the cheesy treat was a little underappreciated in this case, as poor Dave (the pizza-giver) was subjected to some high-pitch complaints from this little dude.
Paint the Town (and the Couch)
It's not easy being an artist, and it's clear that this dog had a long day on the job. To make matters worse, no one appreciated his genius! Why don't his owners understand that he was trying to make the couch more beautiful? Brown and white complement each other perfectly — even a color blind canine knows that.
Show ‘Em Who's Boss
Everyone knows that raccoons have it coming to them, and brave Porter got the job done by — um, tearing up his Mom's new book? That makes sense, right? Don't tell poor Porter that all his efforts were a waste of time.
Bring Your Dog to Work Day
Is there anything more exciting than accompanying Dad to the office? How could I not get a little overexcited when you went to your meeting and left me in charge? I couldn't wait until you got back and saw everything I achieved. Not to mention that your trash smelled downright delicious, and I had to see what was inside.
Orange You Glad to See Me?
While some dogs look guilty after wrongdoing, this dude looks straight up proud! "Look what I did! Do you like it?" You've got to hand it to him. If he was trying to create a winter wonderland, he hit the mark. And the orange? Well, if you don't get the relevance now, you never will.
Hungry Hungry Doggo
Snacks are good for the soul, but this guy might have gone a little bit overboard. So many treats, so little time. You know how it goes. You eat one, then figure why not go for another, then the bag is empty, and then you're licking it for crumbs.
Better Out Than In
There's not much to say about this one, except "Ew!" We feel for that poor human who had to deal with all the aspects of this debacle. What a good mom! We're pretty sure it's a Christmas miracle she didn't send him straight to his crate for an extra-long timeout.
The Turd Burglar
Another case of feces feasting, folks! We may never understand the appeal, but maybe we're missing out on something since our dogs enjoy it so much. Maybe it's an acquired taste, like caviar? (Nope, not a chance!) We may never understand and will continue to be grossed out.
The Most Delicious Time of Year
Haven’t you always wondered what trees taste like? No? You know you chewed a leaf or two as a kid, so aren’t you even a little tempted? Still no? Well, this dog isn’t afraid to go where no man has dared to go: Christmas tree munching.
A Pound of Bacon a Day
You've got to give major props to this pouty pup who was briefly stuffed to the brim with stolen bacon. It's probably not every day that he gets treated to such a high-class breakfast, so maybe it was time he took meal prep into his own hands. And once he started, how could he stop? So greasy, so juicy, so delicious.
A Semi-Contained Disaster
It's a classic excuse — blame it on the other guy. Even pet siblings are no exception to this rule for getting out of trouble. He's just waiting to pass the buck, hoping he'll get away with his mini rampage.
You're Not Going Anywhere
Isn't it fun when Granny visits? You never want her to leave. She's so loving and likes to spoil you. Well, lucky for you, this guy has taken care of the problem. He just wanted Granny to stay a little longer. Is that too much to ask? Maybe Granny should just take it as a compliment.
A Hard Day's Work
Ah, yes, another day on the job done. It's so refreshing knowing that the hard work you put in was worthwhile. Is there any better way to spend your time than by locking yourself in a room and barking fiercely until someone comes to get you? This pup certainly doesn't think so.
Shilo with the Sharp Teeth
We've all seen our share of bad movies, but this dude's really a harsh critic! Destroying the entire thing so no one else has to suffer through it? Talk about a strong opinion. We get it, Shilo, you're a picky viewer, but let the rest of us enjoy whatever entertainment we want.
The Wannabe Chef
Breakfast in bed may be one of the best ways someone can show you how much they love you. This good girl is trying her best, and that's all that matters. Quick, someone print out a recipe and help her reach the eggs. She's got this. We just know it!
Let’s see, what about places you don't expect to see your dog? How about with his head sticking out through a massive hole in a trailer door? We would really love some backstory on this one, because it sure makes for a good dog shaming moment. He looks content in his face hole without a care in the world.
Pizza Party for One
Never ever feel ashamed for eating the last slice. Someone's gotta do it, so why shouldn't it be you? Yes, even if you're not a human. Two-legged folks tend to universally love pizza, so it's no surprise that pets catch a whiff and want to get in on the action.
Just Keep Digging
This smiley dog is happy because his plan worked just like he hoped! The more time Mom spends cleaning, the less time she spends away from home. It's pretty logical, really. What probably started as digging to find an interesting smell turned into a full-blown excavation of a once fully-functional couch.
Blinded by the Bite
Everything is fair game when a pup decides he needs to sink his teeth into something. When it comes to choosing what to eat, why not go for a fresh-smelling, intriguing new addition to the room? It could be the perfect snack!
When a brother and sister duo team up, there’s no telling what sort of mischief they can create. It looks like this time, the poor frog croaked from some combined efforts. He really didn’t stand a chance against this twosome, now did he?
Pay Attention to Me, Mom!
Everyone loves attention, and sometimes you can’t wait another minute for your human to give you the time of day. This pooch was sick and tired of entertaining herself and decided to make it known she was ready for lots of love and pets.