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The French horn is a brass instrument made of tubing wrapped into a coil with a flared bell. ..... Mozart's A Musical Joke satirizes the limitations of contemporary horn playing, including the risk of selecting the wrong crook by mistake.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post? A: A goal post that can't march. Q: How many French horn players does it take to ...

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How do you get a trombone to sound like a French horn? Stick your hand in the bell and mess up all the notes. What do you get when you cross a Horn player ...

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French horn jokes, clean, updated often, and filtered for the best quality. Once you're done looking at jokes for this type of instrument, more can be found at our  ...

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How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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A: A dog knows when to quit scratching. Q: How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn? A: Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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I once had a woodwind quintet for Solo & Ensemble (Me, Flute, Clarinet, Bassoon , French Horn) and the Horn player emptied her spit valve under my chair in ...

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<p> <b>every talented musician ever:</b> warm up with low, long tones!<p/><b> me:</b> *stumbles through a 2 octave scale in 5 seconds, sneezes, hits head ...