20 Responses to Use With Telemarketers -- Pretty Funny Stuff! ... If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems.
'50 Fun Things to do to telemarketers' - one of our random pages of stuff that's interesting, funny, or will otherwise kill a few minutes of your time. ... If you do # 24 and the telemarketer gets a person who speaks the language you used, speak another language, use a made up language, or say that you were speaking English ...
Nov 13, 2003 ... Ask the telemarketer to marry you. Seriously, this will probably shock them and they won't know what to say. You have reached my voicemail. Say: “Hello.” (Wait on them to start talking.) “I'm sorry we can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message. Beep.” Funny you called. “You know, I was just ...
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Dec 14, 2014 ... The best thing you can do? Just be polite to them. All joking aside, here's a response that really got to me: I was a telemarketer. I am also a human being who was just trying to pay my rent. The best way to be a mensch is to say hello and wish them the best of luck. We telemarketers hate what we do too.
Got any fun ways to answer the phone for me? These are ones I've already used: .... because we care! it's also funny if you put it in randomly. Olikunmissile ... I have this technique I call "reverse telemarketing", in which I basically do a bit of telemarketing to the telemarketer. My pitch usually goes something ...
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Mar 30, 2003 ... Even though I already have a thread, "100 ways to annoy people" (you might have seen it), I guess phone solicitors are the most fun to annoy, so I guess this deserves its own thread. :) 4. ... When they say they are a telemarketer, yell back, "GET THE HELL OF THE PHONE MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!" :D.