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Funny 40th birthday jokes and one-liners to help celebrate the big occasion.


You made it this far - Congrats! Dive into these free clean jokes, funny quotations, and celebrate in style. Links to more 40th Birthday fun - bottom of page ...


"You're not forty - you're $39.95 plus shipping and handling." These funny 40th birthday sayings will help you glide with pride into the other side of 40.


Turning 40 Jokes will give you lots of ammunition to roast your friend who's turning 40. These don't hurt; ... "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her 40th birthday."


A list of funny 40th birthday sayings and other great 40th ideas...


Looking for some 40th birthday jokes? Let me guess, your chum is turning 40, and you are thinking of giving the old fellow a nice time by pulling his leg on his ...


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Mar 7, 2007 ... All the birthday-party invitations you receive say "No gifts, please." 5. You can't get any of your baby-sitters to call you by your first name. 6.


Turning 40 Joke 01 “Doctor, I got heartburn when I ate my 40th birthday cake.” Next time, take off the candles.” Turning 40 Joke 02 “I guess I didn't get my 40th ...